so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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