i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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