just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
they need to just BURY HIM!
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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