it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Randomize
