I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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