Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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