if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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