Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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