playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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