Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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