Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
ttyl tear gas
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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