as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Do vagina's smell?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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