I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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