Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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