What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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