Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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