I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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