How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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