I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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