I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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