i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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