Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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