There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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