Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
50% drunk capacity currently
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
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