nut hugger
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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