seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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