no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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