Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
