Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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