Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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