Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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