What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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