:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
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how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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