Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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