you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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