he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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