You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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