He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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