Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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