i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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