Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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