something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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