how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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