So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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