why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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