so that wasnt chicken after all
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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