I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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