I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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