We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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