I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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