are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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