he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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