Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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