I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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