White coat. Heels.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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