He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
