return my video game
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Is Oprah even human
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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