did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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