If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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