i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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