She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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